This Road Trip Commemorative Tour of the Universe V-Neck T-Shirt is fully compliant with the Molotov Cocktail Club’s strict dress code. That includes: No beards, plaid, faith-healers, or excitable golfers allowed. The Molotov Cocktail Club is fully authorized and ordained, with a staff of credentialed occasional mystics and other Highly Qualified Individuals from the super-terrestrial plane all standing by to welcome you for its quarterly ritualistic aura-fest, sanitized and audited by government officials for your protection. Escape while you still can in this Two Whatevers Cloak Of Rockability--it even works in the Fifth Dimension!

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Nice fit, Posh Spice!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. 10,000 aura points immediately assigned to your Universal General Ledger. (Right where no blockchain trolls can get them.)